There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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