I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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