come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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