I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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