At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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