We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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