And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
