Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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