doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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