You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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