yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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