He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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