Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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