god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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