He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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