two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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