the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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