god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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