Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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