Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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