it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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