i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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