yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Someone shattered a urinal.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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