Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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