in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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