Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He shit in the fireplace
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize