She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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