white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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