Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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