pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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