once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The adults are the big ones right?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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