Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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