just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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