oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
well you can't waste a boner
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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