Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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