i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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