I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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