Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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