I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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