i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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