sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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