I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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