paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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