About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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