HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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