i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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