bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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