id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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