if you like me you must not know who I am
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
