i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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