Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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