How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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