No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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