Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Did I show you my penis last night?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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