we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
try to milk me bitch
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