yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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