i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm having to shit out rocks
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