One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
be right there i have to get my cape
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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