This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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