I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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