i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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